CoffeeBeanMusings is an extremely talented blogger, who for some reason found in her, enough reason to award me with The Versatile Blogger Award !! Thanks much for this award !! Now. the award has a legal binding. There is a formal hearing !! And I have been proven guilty …… 41 counts of stupidity.
What follows is the original transcript of the deposition …. !!
- asked someone to marry you? guilty. …yep and she is living happily ever after…. with some smart a$$ from Geek University!!
- ever kissed someone of the same sex? guilty….do it all the time….wait ….same what?
- danced on a table in a bar? guilty….circa 2002…@ Z’s …and followed it up with a slurred version of Light my Fire on karaoke
- ever told a lie? guilty…..neva’ eva’ …and that is nothing but the hole truth!!
- kissed a picture? guilty…… and then washed the turpentine off my lips…not pleasant !!
- slept in until 5 PM? guilty…….woke up exactly at 17:00 hours…to slam the alarm clock to death !!!
- fallen asleep at work/school? guilty….actually SOL (snored out loud) !!
- held a snake? guilty….and then made it sing Boom Boom Pow …backwards !!
- been suspended from school? guilty…..there were hooks and a crane involved …we were testing how gravity works …!!
- worked at a fast food restaurant? guilty…..worked on the fries at the speed of obesity !!
- stolen from a store? guilty ….balls…Rs1.25/- each …buy three and steal one for free !!
- been fired from a job? guilty ….from the job of changing diapers … for good !!
- done something you regret? guilty….wasting~ 120 minutes of my life – Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi ….(yuck) !!
- laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? guilty ….yep, it was sweet corn soup and then we were confused …. and so we wiped the … !!
- caught a snowflake on your tongue? guilty….and then melted it to pour it on to a turbine ..and the lights turned on .. !!
- kissed in the rain? guilty…then it started raining men… after which …not so much !!
- sat on a roof top? guilty…and then had to fix the dent…. the size of my butt !!
- kissed someone you shouldn’t? guilty ….with ramifications – Size 6 !!
- sang in the shower? guilty …and then they turned off the water for the whole building !!
- been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? guilty…..only it was an open drain and my wandering eyes pushed me.. !!
- shaved your head? guilty ….yep and caught a huge chunk of gray matter in the process …!!
- had a boxing membership? guilty….small boxes, medium boxes, large boxes…etc !!
- made a girlfriend cry? guilty…..tears of joy ..when we broke up .. !!
- been in a band? guilty….rubber band….technically my wrist was in it ..(ouch) !!
- shot a gun? guilty….watch me in action …. Dead Gun Walking !!
- donated blood? guilty …sold it for a glass of milk …and Parle G !!
- eaten alligator meat? guilty…..in a few hours …..Father’s Day Menu ….Alligator Biriyani !!
- eaten cheesecake? guilty….and then broke the weighing scales !!
- still love someone you shouldn’t? guilty…..my son !!
- liked someone, but will never tell who? guilty…..Miss Jalebi who is now Mrs. Blood Sugar !!
- have/had a tattoo? guilty…thrice and counting …..yaaa yaa yaaa !!
- been too honest? guilty…always… since I was a child…am not too proud about it though !!
- ruined a surprise? guilty …. walked out with an umbrella….the thunderstorms hated it !!
- ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? guilty ….so they let me stay and clean the dishes !!
- erased someone in your friends list? guilty….CTRL X’ed them out ….never CTRL V’ed them….. suckers !!
- dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? guilty…all the time …. matter of fact… am wearing my Paraag Sari for Father’s Day.
- joined a pageant? guilty ….”Fathers Who Like to Change Channels While Trying to Change Diapers” …. whew !!
- been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty….and then she lived happily ever after …. with … !!
- had communication with your ex? guilty ….. an ” I ” for an ” I “… with the ” X ” !!
- got totally drunk on the night before exam? guilty…..what exammmmmmmmm mamu !!
- got totally angry that you cried so hard? guilty …. after I finished watching Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi !!
Your Honor, I would now like to award the following bloggers who have caused chaos with their brilliance…not in any specific order of preference !!
- Purba
- CoffeeBeanMusings
- Shivani
- GyanBan
- UdtaHaathi
- Chotu’s World
- Dr.ROFL
- ZB
- Anirban
- Ramesh
- Nish
- Raja
- Vinita
- Shilpa
- Judy
Congratulations !! You are now responsible for copying the image and using up all your free time to answer the 41 questions !!